An older man travels over sea and land in quest of new adventures
Fly
This once mighty great white hunter (I was a classic legend in my own mind) has learned to respect and admire all of god’s creatures, great and small. Photos in this blog are often proof of that. I often conjecture that humans are clearly the only obviously alien life form on this planet. We don’t fit and can’t even get along with each other. I argue that even the lowliest creature we know has a place and a function which, even though we may not understand, ties it into all the other species which we have not yet rendered extinct. But then there is this one goddamned tiny housefly which is driving me crazy.
I’ve reasoned that because the average housefly lives only twenty-eight days this particular vexatious wee monster must, in fact, be several. But I’ve come to see it is a one-of-a-kind and I also think I’ve trained it to be annoying. It lights on my skin, then buzzes off in a second to land somewhere else. Every time I smack at it, the little bugger buzzes away and lands somewhere else. It knows. It flits in front of the computer monitor, daring me to take a whack at that and delights on landing on my knees. They’re both arthritic and I have a job right now that involves constant kneeling so those old hinges are especially painful. The last thing they need is an angry blow. It bloody hurts!
What sort of sound do flies make when they laugh? It is only here in the sticky warm evenings, never in the mornings and goes home as soon as I go to bed. I’m counting down from twenty-eight and look forward to finding it with its six little legs in the air on the middle of my table. Now that I’ve reduced myself to blogging about a single housefly I’llpost the rest of those Fort Steele photos.
“Just ‘cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” George Carlin
Fred is a slightly-past middle age sailor / writer / photographer with plenty of eclectic hands-on skills and experiences. Some would describe him as the old hippy who doesn't know the war is over. He is certainly reluctant to grow up and readily admits to being the eternal dreamer.
He has written several books including two novels, 'The Keeper' and 'Storm Ecstasy,' as well as 'The Water Rushing By', 'Sins Of The Fathers', 'The Magic Stick', as well as an extensive inventory of poetry, essays, short stories, anecdotes and photographs.
His first passion is the ocean, sailboats, voyaging and all those people who are similarly drawn to the sea. He lives aboard 'Seafire' the boat he is refitting to go voyaging, exploring new horizons both inner and outer. This blog is about that voyage and the preparations for it. In spite of the odds against it, the plan is to sail away this fall and lay a course southward. If you follow this blog your interest may provide some of the energy that helps fuel the journey.
Namaste
Contact him at svpaxboat@gmail.com
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6 thoughts on “Fly”
I love the old things, and the greater quiet of them. It sometimes seems that progress has made us deaf to each other. On the other hand, I’ve used a (holdover) washboard, a bath-/wash tub clothes plunger, an electric wringer washer AND the one before electric — I truly appreciate SOME progress, lol!
Lovely photos, here, too — and here’s hoping the fly is gone by tonight!
Love your eye for great pictures. Nice trip back when life was simple and the only scary thing is that I remember when it was the latest in upscale lifestyle. .
I love the old things, and the greater quiet of them. It sometimes seems that progress has made us deaf to each other. On the other hand, I’ve used a (holdover) washboard, a bath-/wash tub clothes plunger, an electric wringer washer AND the one before electric — I truly appreciate SOME progress, lol!
Lovely photos, here, too — and here’s hoping the fly is gone by tonight!
Good to hear from you. Yes, we’ve lost a lot in our “progress.”
Love your eye for great pictures. Nice trip back when life was simple and the only scary thing is that I remember when it was the latest in upscale lifestyle. .
Thanks Tony:
No boats…sorry!
Fred
Oink, oink, buzz, buzz – the delights of the backcountry…
Oh…Thought those were sounds from the Parliament Buildings!!